Women I'd Love to Kick in the Vagina Pt. 1

Janina San Miguel is a no-brainer, no pun intended. Having won Bb. Pilipinas-World, she is bound to place the country in a state of global shame--not because she doesn't know how to speak the language, but because we no longer need contestants like her. We've tried so hard to establish that beauty pageants aren't all about symmetry and whatnot. And here she comes sashaying her way unprepared. Miss World is bigger than Miss Universe and these pageants, through the course of history, have become more and more fierce.

I'm not entirely sure about her origins, but her answer to Vivian Tan's question clearly shows which Hellmouth she came from. Yes, she's a stunner and she deserves to nail a top spot. But what she needs most is the common sense to quit or "upgrade" herself for her "shortcomings," which is realistically beyond repair seriously. I don't mean to be rude, but if she continues to act the way she did last Saturday she will definitely redefine the meaning of the Filipina to the rest of the world (that is, if YouTube hasn't yet done it for her).